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 19.02.2016
My job is to warn you. If you’re in Japan, keep in mind. I was there on a trip two years ago. You need to bring something Asian, delicious. My family is only women. In the supermarket in the sweets department lies something fabulous - looking like a zephir, only even more airy, in a pack of four pieces, of different colors. Hieroglyphs, of course, beauty and color. I bought it, brought it home. My ladies open the package, try to eat, no, they don’t bite, they don’t bite with a knife, they don’t soak, they don’t break. Just white hard as a stone mass, but looks dull. I spent a couple of months in the car. I asked my Japanese colleague, what? So know - it is for ritual use, on the graves and monuments are laid. So that the birds don’t fall...
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