by Tim:
We came up with a genius with our colleagues. Toilet with Wi-Fi and Internet connection. App for iOS and Android. To track and build charts: how much, what and when. With hardness indicators and even elements of chemical analysis. And gave recommendations on diet and nutritional norms. "Today you, Vasily, have a bad snack, you need more carrots".
You sit, in short, on the toilet, and immediately automatic such a check: "Vasilius sat on the toilet". See also Assbook.is. And all such supportive comments: "Let’s go, Vasya, good luck". "Let’s go, my friend" "Do not give up, brother"
And you can compete: Vasya gave more today than Petya. And the winner of the year is calculated in the end, congratulations, all that. Competition "Best in the runnet"

And the important thing is that Apple doesn’t take that. And then you don’t go without a toilet paper license.