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 22.02.2016
In 7th grade, he participated in a charity event organized by the school. My task was to feed people with their own meals.

My mother and I have baked a huge amount of blend from the very morning on three plates alternately, because all the action must take place in one of the courts of our district and the people were expected to be dark.

Eaten three feet of centimeters under 60 in height, boldly packed in all sorts of blankets and towels. After that, I drove the whole thing to the place of the sanskrit. The incident occurred in Maslenica and it was a terrible frost.

I came to the lawn, I was placed, I got one straw and put it on a plate as a sample, began to wait for the starving.

The minutes went like the clock, I started to bump and to warm up eaten a hot blend.

Minute by minute, when there were some competitions and the people pulled in the rows with meals, I was already frozen and was about to go home, at the same time giving the clothes to the coordinator, but at this moment came to me a whisper-calling with a microphone.

What is there with you?

Delicious, delicious and with oil. Do not take something.

and clearly. and now. He went away.

A few minutes later, he began to praise my clothes in the microphone and it started!

I am an advertisement-inspired person, but, as it turns out, people around it are quite the opposite!

People came as if from a hungry country, overthrowing me with money and asking for hot shit. After a few minutes, I had difficulty giving up, because the frozen fingers broke from the hot blisters.

All three feet of blink went away in 10-15 minutes. I am standing, all my pockets are filled with money. Running up, how is it?

Everything was resolved. Hands are burning!

is excellent. Try your delicious blends.

On my plate is only a pattern.

Everything was resolved. I’m showing you a bored blender.

Okay, let me melt this hot coffee.

I was ashamed that I didn’t reject someone for advertising.
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