I have a boyfriend from Russia. I am pleased with the Belarusian language. They laugh at the metrics. As a child, he always dreamed of writing with ы, and this is the rule! Daveche stumbled from the description of the colibri on the Belarusian Wikipedia. Here I think, how to please him: to tell that jokes in Belarusian are not blasphemy, but GEST. And the roofing machine sounds like STRAHAR-BLAHAR.Or just bring the furniture into the salon with the sound name FABLE.