Fuck you guys.
I would ask you before you give birth to a woman.
To respect yourself, so that friends do not laugh and friends envy you need:
1. fearlessly rushing to meet the most crazy ideas, from plotting the dredd to climbing a tree without branches drunk behind the tarzanka - type I am interesting
To be able to put (and configure!!!!) the wheel, the network, the first-needed wheels - type not stupid blonde
Constantly, without stopping to clean something, wipe and clean, cook a tueva chew, if possible, deliciously and every day - the type of "good hostess".
Don’t eat this tueva hutcha, paint it every day, put one hair and remove the other (and, fucking, don’t confuse it!) Type of model.
Be always in a good mood, forgive Him his male weaknesses, friends - their female, do not burden both of them with their problems - like a positive man.
Phat a horse unregulatedly without the right to "I can't do this" for a modest salary - like I do a career
Doing little pleasures to Him, like getting up first and cooking breakfast – like “I love him.”
And all the time that I’m ripping my ass on the above numbered points he... well what to say... you all know what you do in your free time...
The Nuvon... It will be time to reproduce – I will only give birth to a boy.