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 02.03.2016
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I was walking in the street and I wanted to sneeze. It swells in the nose, there is no strength. Do you think I’ll be like a deer in the light of a spotlight running down the street, choosing next to whom I can sneeze? seriously? Say thank you for turning around and covering me with a hand or a cloth. By the way, small children in the transport usually sneeze from the soul and sprinkled everyone with saliva and saliva - it's normal, right? All the rest, except for young mothers, can get sick... And sneezing about yourself is very harmful, my acquaintance so tricked to damage the vocal ligaments.
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