The Favourite! I will give you a quote on the main!)

I have two news, good and bad. Which to start?
Go with the bad.
I fucked them.
Wife : Who?
The Man: Money
Wife: What are they?
Man: Those of the Good News
Wife: What is the good news?
Yesterday I won the 12th. of the thousand that you have left on the map.
Wife of Uriah! I have never won anything in my life! Have you already figured out what to give me? Murmurmoor
Wife: Stop
You are fucking fucking (