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 10.03.2016
I decided to buy hinkali for dinner, hanging - not the worst option for a single man.=) I went in okay, approached the refrigerator with peelings, strawberries and hinkali... and I see like a girl (year 5-6!) Takes the hinkali from the refrigerator and begins to lick them, to suck. Lick one hinkalina and throw it back into the refrigerator. “This is a little shit!” I immediately wished to eat, I wanted to take an aluminum scarf - which "freezing" in the bag is loaded, and tear the girl half. Her daddy was around. All he said, noticing the workings of his daughter - Stop, sweet, the throat will get cold.



The little girl did not care. And here, she takes such a small hinkalina, looks at me, and completely squeezes it into her mouth. Fingers are pushing. I... and both! Can not pull out! It came out something like everyone's famous bulb with a light bulb. The little girl washes, pulls Daddy for the trousers...



In short, 10 minutes later, people gathered near the victim: the guards, the store administration, just the robbers. Collectively, they decided to wait for the chinchilla to melt.



I did not wait for the final. I bought sardines, pasta and went home.
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