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 11.03.2016
I never thought that very intelligent people could work in a taxi, but...
I came to the village to my parents, taxi drivers stood at the bus station, sat down to one. We go. The taxi driver, an elderly Armenian, stretches out a card to me and says:
Are you driving with me for the first time?
and yes.
Take a visit card. If you hit the number in your phone right now - I will make a 10% discount (so you have a prospect at the price of the trip of 50 rubles).
I take a "visit card" - 1/6 of the A4 sheet, on some printer printed numbers and big letters name - ABIK. Transcribed to the phone, saved as "Abik.Taxi.G****vka".
You know, and my name is Yura.
Abigail is written here.
That is what I invented myself. You need a taxi. You pick up the phone, open the address book and what is the first name? is right! and abic! A and B, do you understand? The first letters. As long as they get to Yuri, someone else will call.
How genius is it? Abigail...
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