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 12.03.2016
xxx: No, it is safest at night to walk around a disadvantaged area not with a gas balloon and not with a mortar, but with a teacher at the local PTU. Mom once sat down with such a friend-teacher, gathered home, says, now I will call my husband to follow me. Friend in response, said, don’t need, I’ll take you by myself. Mom asks "Do you not fear?" "Send" says "you will see yourself". And indeed, from every meeting group of young people of the corresponding kind: "Hello, MaryWanna!", "Good evening, MaryWanna!". And - a cherry on the cake - "MaryVanna, guess a minute, I will give you a reference, or I have a couple more to pay off! Fortunately, I will only go home after him.".
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