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 14.03.2016
We have a very sociable grandmother from the neighboring apartment. He is 86 years old and lives alone. The roof has been removed for a long time and apparently forever. Because of her, they didn’t start putting a new call after repair, the sweet habit of pressing and holding until you’re bored. It comes for any reason, often without that. Pants, day of the week, "I thought you were at work", "and the husband at home? And let him make me a call/light/unitaz/stance with my commod..." (need to be emphasized as needed). Walks as at 6:30, 9:00, 11:30, 13:00, 17:30, 21:00, and a bonus if you do not sleep at 23:30 and 03:00 (+-10 minutes).
Yesterday she tried to enter the apartment.
Let me sit with you!
Why Why?
Well be it!
I am not interested in guests.
I sit quietly in the corner.
and no.
You are very uneducated. You never say goodbye to me. You’re sitting at home all day and you can’t help me. You will invite me to visit, and I will not come. And at all! You have a husband and I don’t.
And proudly shook at myself, letting me quietly roast...
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