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 17.03.2016
I took work, translations in one office, mostly written translation. One day a person called me and said they gave me my number in the office and recommended me as a good translator. Well, I just said yes, asked what translation, started talking about the upcoming work. A lot of nuances, and you need to look at the material for translation, in order to evaluate the work and timing, so we began to agree where and when we will meet. He began to think, apparently about time and place... there was a small pause, suddenly he says to me, “I’m a vegetarian” and throws the phone. To say that I am an offgel, not to say anything) I even thought that it was a joke, well, it doesn't happen, it's a joke from the internet, many know "and I'm vegan!". A few minutes later, he called back, apologized that the connection was broken, said that he was looking at his diary and dropped the phone. He repeated that he was a vegetarian and said, if it wasn’t a problem, that he would like to meet in a vegetarian restaurant.
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