Once in my childhood, my friend bought a computer and a printer, which was an unprecedented luxury at a time when the phone and the internet could not work at the same time. I walked with him all the days, learning all the charms of new technologies and playing games. Once we found somewhere pictures of naked models and decided to print them (on black and white printer). Of course, I asked to print these lovely photos. After productive printing, I came home and hid precious material under the carpet. After lunch, the parents talked about the following:

Do you have a girl at school?

I am silent.

Daddy – Van, under the carpet has a lot of girls!