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 24.03.2016
Wake up the disc store. It was 10 years ago.



Mother and 15-year-old daughter arrived.

- My daughter bought a disc with referrals from you, and she was given two, the teacher said that she wasn't writing.



A boy of 19.

I bought a collection of courses from you in jurisprudence. And there they are old, I had to send all night links to articles, just got 3 - return the money.

On what basis?

I am a lawyer! Now I am filing a complaint to the city administration, you will be covered immediately.



Children's encyclopedia of Cyril and Methodius was released on 1 DVD disc or 3 x SD, a box 3 times larger, respectively.

Do you read the DVD?

- Yes

Here is the disc.

Give me something more.

If you have a drive reading DVD you will be more comfortable using the DVD version.

- What do you rub me, give me where more discs, why do I need a small encyclopedia?
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