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 25.03.2016
We return home late in the evening. On the way, my husband told me that while I was not there, he prepared a surprise for me. We enter the apartment and a surprise in the kitchen. I go into the dark kitchen, I turn on the light, the melting, on the white bowl live green crabs in the amount of a hundred pieces. How I was screaming!! Vitas would die of jealousy. Surprisingly, none of them came up. It turns out, my bought a box with cancers, covered with a cloth, and the cancers moved a cloth and spread. For a long time I refused to get off the chair. The surprise succeeded.
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