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 05.04.2016
Not quite of course.

The girlfriend herself works half-time as a babysitter and gets about a hundred euros on her hands. Two of them are very difficult to live on such money, so they take money from a friend's daddy.
It turns out that it is also in their language called "I contained it".

But it’s called " And fuck your dad doesn’t participate?I had such a cavalier. A student on my mother’s neck. So this 120-kilogram buffalo lived with us and not only did not bring money to the house, but also surprised at our outrage to buy him to his mom a expensive vacuum cleaner and other labyrinth. So, dear men, if our parents are willing to provide us, that doesn’t mean they are willing to provide you as well. And that means we supply you with gifted money. I could go to the spa. And I will remind you even if she brings in the house 50%, her dad 50%, and you 0%, then yes, you are supplied, accept.
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