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 07.04.2016
Once after a heavy snowfall, I was driving to work, catching a girl colleague on the way. The roads have not yet been cleaned up, and they were all running in a row on a row. At the intersection with the main prospectus on it just passed in front of me a tractor, leaving the shaft, which I even broke, but knocked. In general, it was not possible to get out of him, put the girl behind the wheel, went to push. I pushed, I pushed - no, the girl is very bad driving, she can't catch the crack, she gases so that the grip starts to smell. And behind it is the turn, many bits, but help to push no one. In general, I drove out the girl, I am driving, I say, go, pretend that you are pushing, only bend more later - and, six immediately came to help...
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