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 08.04.2016
Externally we are not like him at all (I am thin, thin, bright red and blue-eyed, he is a typical Armenian, thick such a brunette), but wanting to tell you that it is immediately apparent that the daughter is like a daddy!" and when I was walking with my younger brother and sister (both of his copies, only small ones) - "now, how they all look like!" there was umima.

We are three in the family. My brother is brunette with green eyes; I am dark brown, yellow-green eyes; my sister is blonde, grey eyes. One father + one mother. My brother and sister are not very similar to each other. But if you put the parents next to them, it is immediately clear whose offspring.
So the mother, who gave birth to the youngest (third) child at 26 years old, was constantly asked how many fathers her children had. In the USSR, there were not enough tactics.
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