The trade deformation. I remember working in the export department of a large hoax factory. We sold the tubes. I translated our Soviet guests into English for the Chinese so that they could do the same for our guests. One big contract for a lot of money dragged us into a long job hole without weekends. I watched the movie while that. The film was "House of wax figures". The employee asks how I feel about the movie, I say the movie fucking, but one plus is that Peris Hilton is being murdered. It is wrapped in a tube. The employee asked "which tube?". I answered without blinking the eye with the "unsewed austenitic tenth". Then pause and roast.