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 14.04.2016
At one time, we had a very sound philosopher in every sense of the word. One of the lectures included the topic of parents, how to influence their child more correctly and better and which methods are more effective.

The philosopher asks us all: Who thinks he had cruel parents? One guy raises his hand.

Why is?

"I grew up in the village, my father saw me smoke and locked me in the basement for 3 days, only food brought.

Are you smoking now?

and no.

This is not cruel, but far-reaching.

My father once surprised me. I was ten years old, my father and I went to visit my mother, she was on a business trip to Siberia at the time for a couple of months. And the father's night before leaving the first day of vacation, how not to mark? Sitting on the train, he says, to the lark for the mineral, I looked like and disappeared like the beauty of former classmates. The train touched. I was driving for almost three days. I met my mother and was out of her, almost before the divorce.

It turned out that the father did not share the last cold mineral and fought with some man. Both went to the CPS! I have not even smoked!!! to



Everything was told as it was, there was no reason to not believe the philosopher.
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