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 17.04.2016
At the stop today listened to the dialogue of mother with daughter (2 class, mother about 40+ in view):
You see, if you had studied well, you would have to pray less.
2) Tell me the device of the begemot.
- Feet, head, body, tail, ears...
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The Behemoth still has herb teeth because he eats grass.
Stars are lighted lamps that can only be seen in the dark.
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