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 18.04.2016
I became bored, decided to remember the past and go on a date with a girl from a dating site. On appearance - a real doll, 35 years old, first-class exemplar.

In the questionnaire, she indicated that she liked “smart men,” and although it may not be modest on my part, I decided that I had a chance, at least to try to make the impression of “smart,” especially since the girl herself was not a Nobel laureate, but an ordinary graduate of the faculty of psychology.

But it turned out to be not so simple...

We met her in the coffee shop, she ordered a cake with coffee and started forging it with a fork, and I took wine and some snacks.

What attracted you to my questionnaire? She finally asked.

You know, I like that you like smart men. I don’t know if you decide that I have this quality, but at least the girls for whom it’s important, I like it very much.

“Yes,” she thoughtfully replied. I love smart men. My ex-husband was also very smart.

The Truth?

and AGA. You understand me halfway. Whatever I wanted, I did everything, sometimes I didn’t even have time to ask. And not only in this matter, but even in some little things, I always understood when it is better not to get angry, and when you can offer, for example, to go for a walk somewhere.

Yes, it is cool. Apparently your husband was really a smart little boy. Per he could even bring shoes?

She missed a replica by her ears.

My mother liked it too. She always took her to the house, brought her when she needed it.

You probably don’t need to be so crazy...

“Don’t tell me,” the girl opposed. Do you know how many idiots there are on dating sites? They do not understand what a woman needs, as if no one had ever raised them in their lives.

and clearly. Where has your husband gone? Have divorced?

No, he killed himself. I don’t know why, I didn’t even leave a note. I still don’t understand what’s going on in his head...
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