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 19.04.2016
Lisa: Today I had a girlfriend from Altistic. I told her. Before I had a mattress, I slept on the couch. And she answered me absolutely indiscriminately that while she had no couch, she slept in a container blanket.

Musicians are like that. I have a bassist friend, so to say, spent the night, made a child with his wife in a coat from a bassist.

Fuck, this is a universal thing!
What else does she know?? to

You can still swim on it.

Lisa: in the hood? Or in a counterbase?

Alexander: In the coffin on the counterbase
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