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 19.04.2016
I wanted to change the windows. Waiting for freezers. They call back, they say that near my house now the car is parked and will come. I sit and wait. Fifteen minutes pass, I call and ask when they finally come. At the end of the line: Who are you? Your client, I say, I wait for the measures to come. After a tense silence, the freezer says: - And now, who have we measured?
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