"not Jewish, not strange, but all Sonny"
My wife is partly Jewish. He wanted to call her Sonia. Fortunately I thought.
One day, he had to break the door in his apartment. Because his wife was asleep after duty and his daughter was asleep... and they didn’t hear his doorbell.
My daughter went to school to sleep. Fearing that her mother would come from work and spot her, she slept in the closet. Practically standing. And one day, after duty, my mom opened the closet for some reason... No-Sonia just fell out of the closet without waking up. Mom was delighted.