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 20.04.2016
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I did not understand! What instructions for the laundry? How long have Russians been reading instructions? He threw a piece of all the flowers, poured the powder (liquid! for grammar pedants), turned the pen / pressed a button with a symbol similar to that we are washing. Press Start and we go. For 18 years there were no problems, socks were not lost, things were not painted.

I have the pictures on the washing machine such as: a stick in a bowl, a stick in a rombe, a camouflage t-shirt, a shovel, a spiral, a scratched spiral, a pot in which the rain drops, a pot from which the bubbles fly, another pot with some hernia, numbers from 1 to 9, numbers from 30 to 90 with step 10. How do I wash my shirt?
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