A small city in the south, where speech and passion, and dust,
Where everyone knows about each other even what they have forgotten,
Drawing on "culture", - exhibited on the lawn
A famous sculpture called Laokoon.

Just like in Paris, but less than once in three.
The muscles come out from the inside.
Although the heroes were born, the structure is not that, not that environment,
But they pressed the serpent like the strikers of labor!

Their bodies are pleasant to the eyes, but in front of the kindergarten!
And, heaven, to see from the garden the rear, and the profile, and... the facade!
Knowing someone has rushed, because it is obviously not easy.
Carefully cut out the inappropriate places.

Then the drama happened and the people fled.
How the fresh marble bleeds where the sinner was before.
In the academy, no lower, there was a scandal from those news...
And ordered in Paris were copies of the parts.

They are made of nature, but hell their deer! – is
Our copy of the sculpture is a little smaller, once in three!
And since there are children, away the masterpiece of the world!
Only these things remain, like a fountain of drinking.