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 22.04.2016
A friend of the grocery store opened, an ordinary storehouse on the ground floor of a residential house: bread, milk, eggs, etc., such in any city is full. I haven't found a suitable seller yet, so he's standing behind the counter himself.

One day I called him:

I borrowed 5000 rubles. very much need.

He is me:

No question, come in!

I run to him to the store, and there is a line of three grandmothers. Standing in the narrow passage of the store, completely occupied it (the room is small, 3-4 people can accommodate from the force), I can't go to a friend.

I tell my grandmothers:

- Sorry, I can go to the box... for a moment... very much...

They are missing me! I approach the box, and Serega, without giving me a word, begins:

- In honor of the opening, our store gives a 5,000 buyer five thousand rubles!

He smiled and handed me a red-brown note. The grandmother who stood at the box was in shock.
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