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 27.04.2016
There is one intersection where I need to turn to the left under the arrow. Usually there is free, but occasionally the flow is straight. Accordingly, the arrow is sunny, but no one is driving - the left strip is taken by those who are driving straight, and despite the proximity of the crossroads, in the next few cycles of the lighting, you will not get to it. Under the burning arrow it is quite safe and without disturbing anyone you can drive a few meters along the meeting and go to the left, which people sometimes use. So this time, but there is one thing "but": seeing the crew of the DPS on the right behind, I stumbled.
Suddenly from my mom from the bedroom, curved feet and chrom... A BMW flies out, and performs the maneuver described above. The DPS did not sleep, turned on the syrene and headed for the pursuit. On the next cycle of lighting, I repeated the same manoeuvre.
For how many years I have not played ewu-online, but the BMW-tank, which has scratched the writing, thank you.
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