A couple of years ago, playing football for a vacation abroad, injured his right leg, later diagnosed: "Sugarthal rupture of the large conductive muscle with the formation of the ossifikate." But before that, such a story happened. Returning to Russia, he boasted at the injury point, from there he was sent to the surgeon, eventually finding himself in the ultrasound office. The pain was severe in the inguinal area, about 3-4 cm from the male reproductive organ, a noticeable seal similar to a large clot formed. By the doctor's order, I dropped my pants, lay down on the couch and waited for the procedure, driving away my eternal dreams of a doctor, honey. Sex and stormy sex. These thoughts immediately affected the inner state of mind, and I had to urgently distract myself by solving mathematical problems.



The doctor came... Remember Styler’s mother from American Cake? Woooooot! In general, the doctor turned out to be a sexually attractive 40-year-old woman with a lush chest. After lubricating the base of the organ with the gel, she began to drive around it with a transducer (specially swallowed). I had to think about mathematics. After spending a few minutes in such a tense state, there was a dialogue between us:



Everything is fine, there are no injuries.

I: So you’re not driving there.

Doctor: Why are you silent?! to

I: I am pleased...



As they say, to tears laughed) All pleasant procedures.