The case was, worked for a long time as a 1C programmer in one large transport company, they had everything seriously there, even the guards in 1C worked. So, a security guard called me somehow, says the report there is not going to him, asked for help... I was lazy to go to him, I connected to his comp, I started the formation of the report, I watch the case is delayed - I saw the comp launched by the security guard, give, I think I will help him, I sit quietly waiting for the report to be gathered, I disassemble the comp, I drink tea and suddenly a call from the head of the ASU department - "this is you there remotely to the comp of the security guard connected?" - I answer that yes, that "they were fooled? The security guard does not know what an admin is - he enters his office, sees how his compass is disassembled, and there is no one in front of the compass, so he called the security guard, Hendyr called, says aliens attacked us - overwhelmed everyone... I fell...