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 05.05.2016
In the Far East there was such a popular type of shopping tours to China - a free trip for a couple of days, and for this you carry to Russia 50 kg of cargo for entrepreneurs. And for yourself - a couple of pounds of hand luggage, well, what is worn on a person. What people did not put on themselves - and a luster on their heads, and sheets, curtains wrapped up. But my favorite case, when a woman tied a smoothing board to her back! She fell on the customs, cries, the customs officers whispered: "You can get up - let's miss it!" stand up
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