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 05.05.2016
XXX: The weather is wonderful! I don’t want to work today. I want to walk and drink smoothies with ice!
The beard has not grown yet.
I have no maffins!
zzz: More glasses and envelopes are needed for maffins.
Is it just a beard? Will the week go down?
Oh, I’m going to make a selfie in compensation for not having a beard. Twitter is out! One slice should be enough!
I need new friends :)
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