Down the pattern! Learn as you should:

I went to the theatre yesterday. A man comes out and says, “A revisor is coming to us!” The curtain.

Oil painting: Sunflower, Van Gogh

Yesterday I was sitting all day at the reporting job. I thought a lot.

Yesterday my wife cut on the onion in the kitchen. I am crying.

Yesterday, the horse brought an unattended horse. He says: "Where to put it?". And wild roast on the whole stall.

One day, a bandit runs into the bank, drops a gun on us and says, “This is a robbery!” Then the bed.

Yesterday on TV showed the leader of the laughing panorama lying on the beach. Peterson is resting.

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