From the Space:

I would like to thank the U.S. Embassy in Russia, for 2 hours in a row on the freeze minus 23 (at the specified time of the interview), for the service fee (more than any country of Schengen), for the stolen headphones of my friend - because the headphones can not be carried inside the embassy, they can not be handed over to a special storage chamber together with the phone, they need - attention - left on the street, and people on the street are forced to leave iPads, e-books and, here, headphones, I would like to say thank you for my lost for 2 weeks passport, for the fact that the information on the website Pony Express, the company with which the U.S. Embassy officially cooperates, does not correspond to reality, and if it is written that you can take your passport on Saturday before 18:00,

And separately, for the fact that I, as a result of this, lost my own 350 euros earned.

And the next time you are going to complain about the Moscow shelters, parking lots, jekies and so on, don’t forget to complain about this damn, humiliating, inexplicable hell – the US embassy.

I extend a greeting to your Ambassador McFool, taking advantage of the opportunity.