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 10.05.2016
I sit in a restaurant. Excellent restaurant, good service. and Dinner. To the next table the administrator approaches, there are two men sitting. He carefully puts the menu on them and says, "It's nice to see our regular visitors again! “Well, Darmoud, how will you feed your obesity today?” A piece of me fell out of my mouth. And they answered him, “What, has there finally been something in your dining room besides smoothies?"Sorry, I forgot to ask, but how did you get put here, not in the backyard, with the courtiers?" “I don’t know, but I’m sorry, it would be better there than in this square.” I listened to it at first, then touched it. It’s a wonderful moment when friends come to work.)
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