Lord help

She found a swimsuit she wore when she was 14 years old. Beautiful, dear (very expensive!) And well preserved. The only problem: it was three years, ten pounds and two breast sizes back.
I’ve been losing weight for more than a month to get back to the amount I had then. What do you know about greed?

The 99-year-olds are already 17 years old.

Where did all that time go?