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 17.05.2016
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If you’re a man and you don’t like cute girls in a bikini, you’re crazy.
And if you are a woman, you are a jealous snake.
If you’re a man and you’re stressed by guys in swimsuits, you’re worried.
If you’re a woman, you’re crazy.
If your children do not know the difference between boys and girls, poor children, they must be rescued urgently.
Even if on the beach around just a crowd of fat bears in clothes not suitable for their figures - it means that they were so raised. But it is no longer your problem.
And if you come to me with claims on the beach, I will courteously send you far and long. If not, I will show you where to go.
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