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 18.05.2016
I sit in the shopping center on the couch. A meter from me is a table, behind which a 25-30-year-old girl sits in the phone.
Some time later, a young man approaches her, full, medium-sized, red like cancer:
Hi girl.
The girl looks at him questioningly:
Hi to you.
The young man:
Can I sit with you?
The girl’s appreciative look:
Please please.
They sit in silence for a while. The man breaks the silence:
Sorry, can I ask you one question?
The girl:
Depending on which.
The guy:
and simple.
After a moment she cries:
Then I listen.
The guy:
Would you like to have sex?
There is a grave silence. The interest in listening to me is growing.
The girl bends her eyebrows:
With you?
A guy is crawling.
Why should I have sex with a stranger?
If you don’t have a boyfriend and you don’t have enough sex, I think the offer is beneficial.
You are a fool. The girl’s lips curl. – There’s no better reason?
The guy:
It’s sex without obligations, you owe me nothing, and I owe you. Plus, your mood will be clearly better.
The girl looks at him with an appreciative look:
You are brave.
Well so what?
Well, let’s see what comes out of it. Go to...
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