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 29.11.2008
The story is well-known, but it hasn’t been here yet. About Rostovich.

When he was a young musician, he played with an orchestra.

The work. And there is a very difficult moment - you need to move quickly.

Put your hand in the bottom of the violin and take a very high note. Here they play.

They are the first time this topic - Rostropovich fits perfectly. Playing the second -

Perfect again. And many more times. The other orchestras were interested.

How does he get so wrong. Waiting for Rostropovich somewhere

He went out in an anthrax and began to study his instrument. They discovered that

On the griff, just in the right place, stands an unhealthy one.

The pencil mark. Well, they decided to stick, remove that mark and

I painted it half the way up. And then the antracit ends.

begins to play and the whole orchestra cuts his eyes at Rostropovich, barely

Restricting the laughter. They approach a difficult place, everyone holds their breath, and

Vengeance to OPP! It goes perfect again! He continues to play, but

The middle finger on the hand holding the ligament.
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