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 30.11.2008
Explosive area

Recently, a colleague from the local newspaper said:

On the shore of the Egorliksk canal, local residents found a large projectile.

The caliber of the Great Patriotic times. Reported to local district

Authorized police officer. In turn, he informed his

direct chief, staff of the district military committee and the Emergency Service. Answer from

All three departments were identical: “Organize the clutch and wait.

The sappers!”

Captain Alexey Eropkin (let’s call him so) turned out to be a guy

disciplined: marked a dangerous place with flags and began to

the perimeter of the possible explosion zone. I walked from early morning until evening.

I got tired. But the sappers are not, and they are not. It was already dark. The eye begins

to climb. And I want. How to be here?

I called from my mobile phone to my native OVD. The answer was: “Closure

Don’t wait for the sappers!” It was midnight, and

There is not even a deputy captain. So I decided

Eropkin on the only correct (in his opinion) step: a spade excavated

shell from coastal clay, carefully wrap it with a wire (on the shore)

some sort of fuchsia rolled), took under the mouse and carried it in the support

The point. There locked up on a reliable castle, and he went home: to eat,

And sleeping a little...

In the morning, the projectile was taken to the previous location. Repair the flags. and began to go out.

Perimeter of discipline, you know.

In the evening, the sapphires arrived. Driving a safe place abroad

removal (nearly half a kilometre), wearing explosive-protected costumes and

Go to a dangerous discovery. It was discovered by the new captain.

carefully disguised), removed after a long effort

The explosive explosive (he was in a raised state and only

miracle did not work), and the 152-mm deadly fugas on the

The special machine, filled with sand, was taken to the nearest carrier and detonated.

It was so roaring that the crows from five kilometers from the trees fled!

The morality? And what morality? We need to take care of them: we are in Stauropolis.

This job is being sought by fire people during the day. The sapphires must:

suddenly the guard of order will take such a "find" home, or to the school, where

The police station is located...
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0811/o081129;1.html
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