Air Shark

I was sure that such characters lived only in uncomplicated American films with a heap-end. The hero entered a large company as a courier, two days later showed the director how to do business and, wow, he was already promoted to the chief courier, and a week later, you see, he is already the richest and most famous man in America, with him the president himself is photographed.
Yesterday I met such a man, fortunate that at the very beginning of his mind-blowing career, a week later and all, I would not have broken down, would not have passed through his security check.
I went into a huge store of electric goods, and the superhero was already at the entrance of the corshun spoke to me. Nothing special, a typical guy: average height, age about twenty, white shaped shirt, on the chest a sign with the name Denis. But as soon as he opened his mouth, as immediately ceased to be usual:

- Good morning, I can't guess why you came to us, but hint and I'm sure you won't leave without buying.
Hi to you. I need a tea machine, firstly, strictly three-kilowatt, secondly, from some well-known company.
I’ll give you three reasons and you’ll understand what you really need.
- First: three kilowatts is a very large load on the power grid, while the difference in boiling speed is minimal.
Secondly, look around, we are living in an era of globalization, when small, unknown, leather firms climb out to enter the world market. They are forced to give such a quality, which did not dream of renowned brands, especially since these brands have all their production in China for a long time.
Thirdly, the resource of a powerful boiler is much smaller and soon it will flow to you, unfortunately, or worse, it will cause a fire.
I also offer you an excellent two-kilowatt tea machine of a young, but bold and promising Chinese company "Alamstralamkarparayshin". Three colors to choose from.

I have disliked all kinds of wizards and hypnotists since childhood, so I decided to stop these manipulations and break it:

- Denis, I wonder how many arguments will you give to convince me to buy not a three-kilowatt boiler, but a balloon?

The seller was absolutely not embarrassed, did not smile and did not even grumble, and without a pause replied:

“First, billions of people drink tea every day and none of them feel addicted, but in fact, everything is not so rainy. In addition to the alkaloids: caffeine and tanin, tea contains a lot of chemical elements. Problems with the heart, yellow skin is only a small part of what you have to pay for the ghost pleasure of drinking tea.
Is it a balloon? A balloon is a joy in its pure form, and a joy, for which you will not have to pay either health or even a place in the kitchen. They decided to raise their moods – stumbled, rejoiced – stumbled. Again, aerobic loads are good for health.
Finally, the airball is very cheap and its purchase will not hit the family budget.
We have a very rich range, I can offer air balloons in the form of cupcakes. Color to choose, power 2 kilowatts. In addition...

I came out of the shock and asked:

Have you worked as a salesman for a long time?
Today is the second day. What is visible? For now, probably not very well, but I learn quickly, in any case, without buying from me left only to drive for the money home and go back.

We talked a little more, Denis talked so deliciously about homemade bread that I couldn’t stand and bought him a baked bread.
As I passed by the book, I wanted to write to Denis his first thanks for his mental attitude and excellent knowledge of the match.
It turned out that my recording was not his first and not even the second for today.