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 25.05.2016
I have not seen you yet.

By the way, I do not like such holders in front of me and try to go through the neighboring door. The hell knows when their hand shakes. I want to live.

A few times I barely managed to jump away from the flying door. Especially when in front of the rushing almost from the foot this door opened. She flies back very quickly. And if you are not selfish and help to hold the door in front of the person who goes with his pen, then his shaking hand does not threaten you with anything. It is not your palace door to open, join the process.
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