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 02.06.2016
I went to the bank today and heard something wonderful.
The young couple is advised on consumer credit. Take to wedding. They leave the application, wait for a decision, sit on the couch.
She is:
200,000 is not enough? On the other hand, Uncle Elshit from Kogalyam will come.
He is:
We counted everything. Without Uncle Ilshata – one hundred fifty, with him – two hundred.
I want to see Uncle Ilshita! :)
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