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 02.06.2016
Another funny joke on the subject:
You psychic...
And you plant potatoes for 150-200 grams. mosquitoes and the mosquitoes eat you in vain. You laugh and think. Well well. I have 2 liters of salt in the refrigerator in the morning... but here you, Scuchi, tomorrow from the bowl go... go to the sea to fly...
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The fucking! What do you drink after 200 grams of salt in the morning?

"Oh the bartender!I am the same as this gentleman!!!" (from an old anecdote)

To get drunk, I only need one drink.
Is it serious? Only one?
and yes. It is usually the eighth.
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