told a friend. He studied in forestry.

I was sitting somehow, relaxing in the community on Saturday night. Suddenly there is a group with him.

WOW, it’s a million. I want to put an eyelid in my ear before the disco.

Shut my ear! – Shut my ear!

I didn’t shake my ears, and I don’t know how.

I have everything with me!

And this guy gets from his pocket a nail of two centimeters in length, a bracelet, a decolon and a healthy hammer.

I will put my ear on the window and you will test it with your nails.

Do you understand what you are saying?

- Yes, everything will be okay, only the beam is stronger, once - and the hole is ready. A matter of seconds.

Look, you have to live.

This fool puts his ear on the window, Vovan slightly knocks the hammer into the ear. The ear is reliably and qualitatively attached to the wooden window - the nail entered the hat. The client eats, the blood flows.

Take off the nail!! to

What is?! to

The Lord! Find passengers faster! and ores of pain.

Where to get the passports on Saturday evening? Well, Vavan went to look for them. Looking for 40 minutes. It brings. This piercing lover is waiting for him, shrinking over the window (he did not know how to put Vova). The knees from tension shake, blood flows. Ten minutes later, the nail pulled out - afraid to damage the ear even more. He poured an ear column, inserted an eyelid. A man on shaking legs stumbled at the disco - to boast.

The customer returns in half an hour. Roja is sprinkled, sprinkled with saliva:

What did you do to me, Peggy?

In what sense?

You broke my ear! In this ear only the blue eyebrows hang. (These prejudices were in the province in the late nineties.)

You put your own ear on the window! I have your ear to the light bulb.

Break the hole in the other ear.

Are you sure?

I am sure!

Look, I have warned you.

The client puts the other ear on the window, Vovan with the usual movement knocks the nail. Blood again and scream.

Take off the nail!

What is?

The passengers!! to

I gave them back.

Look for it!

He went again to search for passengers. Where I used to go, there is no one. Time even later. He was looking for them for an hour and a half. Try somehow to attach the ear to the window and stand the clock. Remember the horrors of the Gestapo and Lubyanka. Pulling the nail turned into a popular entertainment for the whole community. The Attraction. He pulled out the nail. The tortured piercing lover was able to say only one thing:

You went on... with your eyebrows!