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 06.06.2016
My wife’s nephew is in kindergarten, he is 4.5 years old. Last week there was a meeting in the kindergarten and parents told about the incident that happened there. In the group, the nephew has one boy, as turned out to be an outstanding personality. At a quiet hour, this boy waited until everyone was asleep and the babysitter with the nurse went somewhere, he quickly put soft toys under the blanket in his place, went and cleaned the bags of the nurse and nurse. Having taken all the money, he went out of the window to the street. There, the guy had a pre-graved cave under the fence, which he turned out to have grown on a walk for two days. After leaving the area of the kindergarten, the guy ran into a nearby shopping center, which has an entire floor of all kinds of children's shops. But because of his age the guy could not foresee that in the shopping center someone will know him from acquaintances and call his parents, so it happened. When he was choosing toys in the children's world, his one was seen by a neighbor and called the parents who came from work, took him by the ear home and ran to find out in the kindergarten. As the boy then told his parents, he planned in the place with the shopping to return to the kindergarten before the end of the quiet hour, and no one would not notice that he was not there.



The result: the chief managed this incident by negotiating with the boy's parents. The teacher and nurse promised to be severely punished.
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