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 06.06.2016
In Switzerland opened the world's longest railway tunnel: 57 km
The road to the trains was boiled with holy water by a Catholic priest (this was part of a large performance for spectators and the press, as we see, such a tradition is observed not only before the launches of Russian missiles).

For the sake of justice, next to him is a Jew, a Muslim and a couple of other types, one of which is like a secular. Thus e. The principle of equality of religions is respected. And only Christians carry cadilla missiles into space.

Yyy: Yes, there is a Catholic, a Rabbi, an Imam, and a representative of the secular. But the Protestants refused, entrusting this matter to the Catholics. They do not accept objects to sanctify.

Zzz: Oh, and then they went to the bar?
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