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 08.06.2016
It happened in one of the bars.
It is worth a DJ behind a bar stand - everyone knows, I think, what happens in small establishments when a DJ and a bar are combined? Here, a glamorous kiss begins to stick to the DJ, well, and they seem to have everything great - both get pleasure from both music and communication. Naturally, closer to the end of the set, his DJ offers the girl to go home with him. The answer is "I won’t go anywhere with you. You are a poor man!" DJ: "Why am I a poor man? I have a fresh Lexus parked at the bar and apartment in the center of Peter. Why am I poor?" What Kiso answers: "Now all normal DJs play with MacBook, and you are a miserable, you put music from the plates!"
The curtain...
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