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 08.06.2016
Discussion in the blog of new spacious seats in the airline cabin for first-class passengers.

xxx: It would be better to develop VIP rescue seats, according to the type of fighter, looking over the years, the technology would be cheaper and similar seats began to be put on ordinary passengers.
YYY: For the start, you can complete the parachutes already starting.
zzz: It’s all been wasted and calculated for a long time, not profitable. It makes flights safer.
YYY: So this is not for profit, but for the pleasure of packs. Compared to the cost and volume of this luxury - in general, the parachute is small.
zzz: The problem is that throwing out two dozen parachutes from a crashing aircraft is a non-trivial task.
YYY: And why throw them away?! This is for reassurance.
ZZZ is 5+! cynicism above all. =)))) They can still be glued for reliability.
YYY: Of course to stick. So that the packs from the lower classes are not taken away from the VIPs.
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